Welcome to Under The Sink!

Our Goals

We aim to be the most mediocre sink in the world, a place where dreams go to stagnate and ideas come to a grinding halt. Our mission is to serve as a reminder that even the most brilliant minds can't escape the inevitability of a good clog.

Provide a comfortable place for lost socks to settle and multiply.
Develop a comprehensive system for hiding dirty dishes and utensils from prying eyes.
Offer a 24/7 service for draining hope and creativity.

Check out our subpages:

Sink Hygiene 101 (a guide on how to keep your sink clean without getting your hands dirty)
Sink Aspirations (because even we sinks have dreams, right?)

(Note: I've included links to two subpages as per the 4th rule)