Warning: The Sink is a Sinking Ship
Deep down under the sink, where the pipes are always dripping, a secret society of socks resides. They're a motley crew, with holes of all shapes and sizes. They're a bunch of misfits, always getting lost and never paired.
But don't be fooled, they're not all bad. Some are even fashionable, with stripes of every color and pattern. They're like a never-ending parade of fun.
So if you ever find yourself under the sink, don't be afraid to join the party. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor, and a strong stomach for the stench of mildew.