Q: What's under the sink?
A: A vast, unending repository of obscure and mundane knowledge, like this FAQ.
Q: Why should I care about what's under the sink?
A: Because, let's be real, it's all anyone ever really talks about. "Did you know what's under the sink?" "Is it just water?" "No, no, I think it's actually a portal to another dimension."
Q: Can I see the sink from here?
A: No, you are currently under it, as the name suggests. Try looking up. Or down. Or maybe just use your imagination.
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