Undercaffeination: The Unsettling Silence of the Absent Minded
When the morning coffee is nowhere to be found, the mind begins to wander into a sea of confusion.
Causes:
1. The Caffeine Deprivation Disorder (CDD): A psychological condition where the individual's mind is unable to function without the constant stimulation of coffee.
2. The Sleep Inertia Coefficient (SIC): When the body is too lazy to get out of bed and make the morning coffee.
3. The Coffee Bean Counter (CBC): A phenomenon where the individual is too focused on counting the beans to actually drink the coffee.
You may be experiencing some or all of these symptoms.
Read more about Caffeine Deprivation Disorder
Learn about Sleep Inertia Coefficient
Or, you know, just drink some water and pretend it's coffee.