Welcome to the Underuse Addiction Tips website. If you're here, it's likely because you've reached a critical threshold of apathy and are looking for ways to maintain your current level of productivity while still pretending to care. Well, you've come to the right place.
Tip 1: Set your alarm clock an hour later. You'll get to enjoy the thrill of hitting the snooze button repeatedly while still feeling vaguely guilty and slightly guilty.
Tip 2: Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media. It's research, we swear. You're just gathering data on the most engaging memes of the day.