Underwater Acrobatics Permit

Welcome, esteemed acrobat! Congratulations, you've finally made it to the underwater acrobatics permit page. Because, let's be real, who needs scuba diving when you can do flips off a giant inflatable shark?

Here, you'll find all the necessary forms, certifications and bribes to get your permit.

**Important:** You'll need to provide a doctor's note stating you can handle the existential dread of being trapped underwater with a giant inflatable shark.

**Required Documents:**

Don't bother trying to find the "apply" button. You'll figure it out.