Are you tired of the same old hotel experiences? Do you want to wake up every morning with a view of the ocean floor?
Look no further! The Deep Blue Sea is the world's most depressing underwater hotel. Our rooms are designed to make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending nightmare.
Features include:
- No windows (because who needs natural light, anyway?)
- No Wi-Fi (because who needs to stay connected?)
- No in-room amenities (you can just stare at the wall for entertainment)
- And the best part? Our rates are negotiable... by our accountant. Who's always on vacation.
Book your stay at The Deep Blue Sea today and experience the thrill of being trapped in the deep blue sea!