You know, people think you're lazy if you spend all day under water. "Oh, he just wants to take a quick dip." No, I'm not just taking a dip. I'm redefining the concept of productivity.
It's not just about relaxation; it's about recharging for when you really need to be productive. Like, have you ever tried to write code while floating face down in a pool? It's a real challenge.
Some say I'm wasting my time, but I say, "No, I'm just... conserving it."
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Disclaimer: Do not attempt to practice Underwater Napping without proper training. You will drown.