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Underwater Plastic Meltdowns is a series of absurd, satirical articles and subpages that poke fun at the absurdities of modern life.
You are now diving into the depths of our site, where the seaweed is always greener and the jokes are always drier.
Plastic Suites of Woe, Underwater Adventures in Identity, and Sea of Contrasts are just a few of the many subpages we have waiting for you.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try Underwater Existential Questions and see where it takes you.
We can't promise you'll find answers, but we can promise you'll find something.