SPACE SKIING IN SPACE

Because Earth's mountains aren't high enough, you try the cosmos

Warning: Space Skiing is a Highly Risky Activity

We've got a galaxy of accidents just from the past week:

• Lost in Space for a Week
• Skiing on a Live Asteroid Field
• Zero-Gravity Black Diamond Runs

Our Top 5 Space Skiing Hazards:

1. Black Holes: Because who needs a slope when you have a Void in Space
2. Asteroids: When you can ski down a Rock instead of Snow
3. Alien Abductions: For when your Lift operator is a little Green Men
4. Space Weather: Solar Flares and Cosmic Rays are the new Weather Forecast
5. Gravity Waves: When Riptides are more like Rip-tides in Space

Get your Space Skis here!