Only Slightly Below Par Expectations

Welcome to the land of slightly disappointing experiences. Where the coffee is always lukewarm, the Wi-Fi is spotty, and the free time is non-existent.

Here, you'll find:

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

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(Note: Please do not attempt to leave. The exit signs are just for show.)

Disclaimer: Only Slightly Below Par Expectations is not responsible for any feelings of mild disappointment or existential dread.

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