Underwhelming Experience #7: The Unremarkable Truffle

A truffle that's more of a disappointment than a delicacy.

You're standing in a dimly lit forest, the air thick with anticipation as you search for the fabled Unremarkable Truffle. After hours of scouring the underbrush, you finally find it – but it's just a small, bland-looking truffle that looks suspiciously like a rock with a funny shape.