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Today's Top Stories:

• Subpage 1: "Local Man Bored to Tears" - A man in our very own neighborhood has reached new heights of ennui.
• Subpage 2: "New Study Reveals Most People Still Can't Cook a Decent Omelette" - A groundbreaking study has confirmed what you already suspected.
• Subpage 3: "Area Man Finds Out He's Been Eating the Same Lunch All Week" - A shocking discovery that left our reader stunned.