The Underwhelming Predictions Agency

Welcome to the Underwhelming Predictions Agency, where we specialize in making predictions that will inevitably come true, but only in the most unimpressive ways possible.

Our team of expert prognosticators have been tasked with predicting the most mundane and underwhelming events, because let's be real, who needs excitement in their life?

We offer a variety of services, including:

• Forecasting that it will rain on your parade, but only on a Tuesday.
• Predicting that you will spill coffee on your shirt, exactly 3 times this week.
• Assuring you that your cat will still sleep all day, even if you feed it catnip.

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