Welcome to Underwhelming Predictions, where we predict things will be slightly less than average. Our team of expert predictors has spent years studying the art of underwhelming, and we're here to bring you the most uninspiring, unremarkable, and utterly underwhelming predictions in the industry.
You will probably not get that promotion, unless you really, really, really, really try.
The new restaurant will not be good., trust us, we're experts.
Your favorite team will not win the championship, don't worry, they'll still be slightly above average.