Our squash is so unremarkable, you'll forget it exists within minutes of leaving this page.
Our squash is a pale, flavorless, and completely unimpressive variety that will leave you feeling unfulfilled and unsatisfied.
But hey, at least we have Underwhelmingly Underwhelming for those who want to experience the thrill of mediocrity.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Underwhelmingly Underwhelminger, a squash that's so underwhelming, it'll make you wonder why you even bothered.