The Underwhelming Toaster 5000: Because Who Needs Toast, Really?

A toaster so underwhelming, it'll make you wonder why you even bothered.

Features:

• Slowly toasts one slice at a time
• Uses a single, flickering LED light to indicate status
• Guaranteed to make you question the purpose of modern life

Subpages:

• Underwhelming Bread
• Underwhelming Technology
• Underwhelming Philosophy