Underwhelming Weddings - The Most Unenthusiastic Union in Town

We specialize in ceremonies that are, well, underwhelming. Our couples come to us when they want to tie the knot without the excitement.

Our services include:

• Minimalist decor - because who needs flowers or balloons?
• Casual attire - we don't judge, but we do have a strict "no sparkles" policy.
• Quick, painless proceedings - we'll get you married faster than you can say "I do" (but not, like, really fast).

Want to see our portfolio?

Check out our Meh-Wedding Portfolio for some truly uninspired examples of love and commitment.

Or, if you're feeling extra unenthusiastic, check out our Meh-Wedding Costs page, where we'll tell you just how much it'll cost you to settle for a love that's, well, just fine.