The Underwhelming Office Workplace

A place where dreams go to wither away.

Welcome to the most unremarkable office in the world. Our open-plan layout is designed to suck the soul out of you.

Our employees are all equally unenthusiastic and have given up on life. We're a place where innovation is a distant memory and excitement is a luxury we can't afford.

You'll find us at:

• The Microwave - Where the coffee machine has been broken since 2003
• The Cubicles - Where beige is the only color that matters
• The Corridors - Where the views are always the same, but the stairs are never quite long enough

Don't forget to fill out a TPS report.