Located in the heart of the most exciting place on earth: the parking lot of a 7-Eleven.
Warning: this traffic light will not be changing anytime soon.
It's been stuck on yellow since 2003.
Still, prophets say the end times are near, and this light will finally turn red, signaling the impending doom of all that's good and just.
Check the 7-Eleven traffic light forecast for the latest on the status of this light!
YELLOW