Here are the completely-not-what-you-expected traffic light stats for the underwhelming prophets of doom.
Red Light: 0 cars passing, because who needs to go anywhere in a hurry.
Yellow Light: 5 cars passing, because someone's mom is probably still stuckchartInstance in a nearby parking lot.
Green Light: 1 car passing, because this guy's really into extreme sports and doesn't care about your traffic woes.
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