Underwhelming Traffic Light Stats: Details
Because who needs excitement when you have stagnation?
- Red Light: Still red.
- Yellow Light: Just as unenthusiastic as ever.
- Green Light: Currently not green. Probably won't be for a while.
Other stats:
- Time since the last exciting thing happened: Never.
- Average daily excitement level: 0.5/10
- Projected time until the next thrilling event: Never.