Welcome to the Randomness Index

Where logic is a distant memory, and chaos reigns supreme.

Today's Randomness Level: 99.999%

Our scientists (if you can call them that) have calculated the exact probability of everything happening for you today. Or not.

Top Randomness Stories:

  1. Socks on my head: 47%
  2. Elephants in space: 23%
  3. Overly complicated toothbrushes: 14%

Or maybe just Actual Logic if you're feeling boring.