Uni-Rolling Tips for the Discerning Bureaucrat

Bureaucratic Fu: Don't get stuck in a meeting. Always carry a spare pen to scribble notes on other people's calendars.

Tactical Typing: Type with your eyes closed. No one likes the sound of your clacking.

Office Supplies as Weapons: Stapler: for binding documents, or as a makeshift flail. Glue stick: for securing loose items, or temporarily binding enemies.

Cubicle Surfing: Find the perfect balance of productivity and staring at walls. Surf the waves of your cubicle's cubbyhole.