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Ask the Unicorn Expert

Welcome to the Unicorns' Answer Desk. Please be prepared for some seriously magical responses.

What is the best way to make my mane look fabulous?

Unicorns, being the majestic creatures we are, spend a significant amount of time perfecting our coiffure. To achieve the perfect mane, you should start by applying a generous amount of sparkly hairspray, followed by a rigorous regimen of daily braiding and conditioning. And, of course, a good mane requires regular trimming, which should be done with a delicate touch and a healthy dose of glitter.

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What is the best way to deal with a pesky troll in the forest?

As a unicorn, you are likely familiar with the concept of a 'troll'. To deal with these pests, we recommend a combination of stern looks, raised eyebrows, and an unwavering commitment to ignoring them completely. Remember, we are majestic creatures, and we do not suffer fools gladly.

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