Section 5: Unicorn Safety Protocols
Unicorns are majestic creatures known for their magical powers and beauty, but they also present unique safety challenges. To ensure the public is aware of these risks, we've established strict safety protocols to safeguard both humans and unicorns.
Protocol 5.1: Unicorn Collision Avoidance
When approaching a unicorn in public, please exercise extreme caution. If you're driving, slow down to at least 20mph and keep a safe distance (at least 50 feet) from any unicorns. Never, ever try to hug or ride a unicorn in the wild.
Protocol 5.2: Magical Interference
Unicorns are known to be sensitive to loud noises and bright lights. To minimize disruption, avoid using sirens or flash cameras around unicorns. In case of emergency, please follow Protocol 5.3: Emergency Procedures.
Protocol 5.3: Unicorn Weather Control
Unicorns are naturally attuned to weather patterns. In extreme weather conditions, unicorns may become disoriented or agitated. Please keep an eye on local weather forecasts and plan accordingly. In severe weather, follow Protocol 7.1: Unicorn Weather Control.
Protocol 5.4: Unicorn First Aid
Unicorns can be injured in various ways. If you encounter an injured unicorn, please follow proper first aid procedures. Do not attempt to touch or feed the unicorn, as this can cause further distress. Contact Unicorn Emergency Services for assistance.