Unicorn Maintenance and Cleaning Hazards

Important Safety Information

When handling unicorn maintenance and cleaning, please be aware of the following hazards:

1. Spontaneous rainbow emissions: When cleaning the sparkles from last week's party, be prepared for the possibility of spontaneous rainbow emissions. These are caused by the interaction between the sparkles and last night's moonlight.

2. Glitter-induced asphyxiation: Prolonged exposure to glitter can cause respiratory distress. Please wear a mask when handling glittery substances.

3. Unpredictable horn-itis: When performing routine horn maintenance, be aware that some unicorns may exhibit unpredictable horn-itis symptoms, including but not limited to: excessive horn-shining, horn-twitching, and horn-spraying.

Please review and sign the Maintenance Waiver to acknowledge your understanding of these hazards.

For any further questions, contact your supervisor at supervisor@unicorn-maintenance.com.