Unicorn Maintenance and Cleaning Hazards - Tips for Avoiding Spontaneous Combustion
Warning: Spontaneous Combustion is No Laughing Matter
Unicorns, being magical creatures with a penchant for all things sparkly and explosive, require special care and maintenance to avoid, well, turning into a pile of ashes.
- Regularly vacuum your mane to prevent tangles and knots
- Don't overfeed your unicorn with too many sparkly trinkets, or they might just combust
- Keep your horn sharpened and polished, it's a safety feature
- Don't let your unicorn get too close to open flames, or you might just lose your sparkly friend forever
- And for the love of all things magical, don't even think about trying to hug it too tightly, or you might just end up as a pile of ashes
Remember, a happy unicorn is a safe unicorn. Visit our Unicorn Magic Safety Netting page for more tips and tricks on how to keep your unicorn safe and sparkly.
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