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Unicorn Maintenance and Cleaning: Data Storage Procedures

Because even mythical creatures need their data organized.

Step 1: Sparkly Inventory

Conduct a thorough inventory of all sparkly items, including but not limited to:

Store them in the Sparkly Storage Unit (SSU) for easy retrieval.

Step 2: Magic Mirror Maintenance

Regularly clean the Magic Mirror, a.k.a. the 'I'm a Unicorn' Mirror.

This involves:

  1. Dusting off any sparkly particles
  2. Polishing with a hint of glitter
  3. Refracting any distorted images

Use the Mirror Polisher 3000 for optimal results.