Method 3: The Glitter Sucking Machine

For the most stubborn cases of glitter-induced trauma

Warning: Do not attempt this method without proper training and a strong stomach.

Step 1: Prepare the Battlefield

Clear the area of any loose items, including but not limited to: pets, children, and fragile ego.

Preparation Checklist

Step 2: Activate the Sucking Machine

Engage the Glitter Sucking Machine, a behemoth of a device capable of removing up to 99.9% of all glitter.

The Glitter Sucking Machine

Step 3: Suck, Sweep, Repeat

Run the machine over the affected area, carefully avoiding any loose wires or exposed circuit boards.

Troubleshooting Guide

Remember: A single misstep can result in a lifetime supply of glitter. Proceed with caution.