Glitter Recovery and Removal Services

Our Glitter Removal Methods

We have the following services:

• Glitter-vac 3000: Our state-of-the-art, patented, and utterly unnecessary machine that sucks up glitter with the force of a thousand vacuum cleaners.
• Glitter-sweep 9000: Our team of highly trained, highly paid, and moderately caffeinated sweepers will manually remove all glitter with surgical precision.

Don't let glitter ruin your life, contact us today!

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Glitter Removal Prices

We charge by the spark:

Service	Price
Glitter-vac 3000	$1000 per sparkle
Glitter-sweep 9000	$500 per sparkle

Testimonials

Don't just take our word for it:

"I had glitter all over my cat, and now it's gone!" - Mr. Johnson

Get in touch

Call us at (555) 555-5555, or visit our contact page at /contact

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