It's time to get serious about glitter. Those pesky sparkles are clogging up our machinery, causing our productivity to plummet, and making us late for our meetings.
We're talking about the kind of glitter that's not just a party favor, but an existential threat. The kind that's stuck in our keyboards, embedded in our carpets, and lodged in our favorite blouses.
Our team of highly trained Glitter Extraction Specialists (GES) are here to help you remove this menace from your life. We use the latest in glitter-removal technology, including (but not limited to):
- Glitter-vacuums
- Sparkle-scrapers
- Dazzle-ducts
Don't let glitter rule your world. Let us help you reclaim your life, your sanity, and your favorite sweater.
Visit our Glitter Removal Methods page for more information on our services.