The Official Unicorn-Shoe-Shining-Protocol

Because your shoes are not clean enough

By order of the Unicorn-Shoe-Shining-Protocol (USPS), all shoes must be shined to a mirror finish. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Loss of sparkle points
Unicorn-induced embarrassment
Revocation of sparkly privileges

For more information, see our FAQ:

USPS-FAQ

Or, for an official certificate of sparkliness, click:

USPS-Certificate-of-Sparkle-ness