Unicorn tears: the ultimate symbol of magic, wonder, and utter disappointment. But have you ever stopped to consider the actual effectiveness of these mystical droplets? Let's get into the science behind them.
According to leading experts in the field of "Unicornology" (a field we're pretty sure exists), unicorn tears are 99.9% effective in making your enemies cry, but only 0.1% effective in making them actually do anything useful. In fact, studies have shown that the only thing more useless than unicorn tears is the tears of a regular old human.
But don't just take our word for it! Click here for more on the efficacy of unicorn tears in various applications, including but not limited to: making your aunt cry, making your cat laugh, and making your neighbor's lawn grow 3% more grass.