Dodgeball Rules

The Most Important Rules for the Greatest Game Ever Created

Rule 1: Thou Shall Not Dodge

Unless you're really, really good at this, in which case, you can dodge with impunity

Rule 2: The Unicorns Are Always Right

Rule 3: Don't Get Hit, It Hurts (A LOT)

It's not just the ball, it's the principle of the thing

Rule 4: The Unicorns Are Watching You

Rule 5: Teamwork Makes the Dreamwork

Unless you're on a team with the Unicorns, then you're just along for the ride

Rule 6: Penalty, Penalty, Penalty