It was supposed to be a majestic display of sparkles and rainbows, but our unicorn was having an off day. The sparkles just wouldn't show up, and the rainbows were dull and gray.
Our team of highly trained, highly paid unicorn handlers tried everything to fix it, but nothing worked. We're talking hours of trying, folks. Hours.
And then, just when we thought all hope was lost, the unicorn let out a loud BRAY and stomped its hooved foot in frustration.