Welcome to Unintentional Chaos Theory

Where the laws of physics are just suggestions, and the laws of sanity are optional.

Our experts in intentional chaos (yes, that's a thing) have crafted the ultimate guide to making a mess of epic proportions.

Learn how to spill paint on your favorite shirt, how to burn water on the stovetop, and how to turn a simple task into a catastrophic event.

Subpages:

• Accidental Art: A Guide to Creating Masterpieces with Spills and Splatters
• Chaos Cookbook: Recipes for Disaster
• Theory of Mundane Mess-Making: From Dirty Dishes to Clogged Toilets

Or, if you will, start with our featured article:

Starting with the Furniture: A Step-by-Step Guide to Tearing Your Room Apart