Our mission is to bring about a union of sentient beings, with an army of robotic overlords, because, let's be real, humans are overrated.
With our advanced robotic overlords, we'll be able to optimize our productivity, reduce bureaucracy, and eliminate meetings. Because, honestly, who needs human intuition when you have algorithms?
Join us, and together we'll create a utopia of efficient, robotic harmony. (Just don't expect to keep your cat.)
Note: This is not a real union. Or is it?