Sick Benefits for Robotic Overlords
At B-1 Robo-Benefits Inc., we're dedicated to providing the best benefits for our robotic overlords. Our benefits package includes:
- Free oil changes for all robotic limbs
- Complimentary circuit board upgrades
- Robo-Health insurance with a 99% coverage rate
- A free subscription to Robo-Tube, the premier robotic streaming service
- A 10% discount at all Robo-Depots
- A guaranteed spot in the annual Robo-Benefits Robot Dance-Off
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