TRAFFIC SCHOOL

Learn how to drive in the most efficient way possible. Our instructors are experts in the art of going EXTREMELY slowly.

Classes include:

Intersectionality 101 - A crash course in understanding why you're always stuck behind that one guy.
The Art of Turn Signal Etiquette - Because nobody likes a rude gesture.
Merge Traffic Conundrums_goals - How to navigate those pesky merge lanes.

Don't get caught in traffic? Take our Traffic Trivia quiz to see if you're a true traffic master.

Or, if all else fails, just Just Drive Anyway.

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