Tip 1: Use a Slightly-Too-Loud Music System

Play it loud, play it proud! Nothing says 'union-busting' like blasting 'Who Let the Dogs Out' by Baha Men at 3 AM to wake up your coworkers.

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Tip 2: Hire a Temp Agency with a 50% Turnover Rate

Nothing says 'union-busting' like hiring a temp agency that has a 50% turnover rate. It's like a never-ending game of 'Who's the new temp?'

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Tip 3: Make Your CEO a 'Friend' of the Union

Who needs actual power when you can just make your CEO a 'friend' of the union? It's all about building those relationships, folks.

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Tip 4: Use a Fancy New Coffee Machine

Nothing says 'union-busting' like investing in a fancy new coffee machine that brews a mean Caramel Macchiato. It's the perfect distraction from the union's demands for better working conditions.

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