Q: What is Union-Busting as a Form of Dark Magic?
A: It is a mysterious and arcane practice that involves manipulating the workforce for one's own gain. Some say it's a form of dark magic, others claim it's just good old fashioned corporate espionage.
Q: Is it illegal?
A: Ah, but is it really? The lines between light and darkness are often blurred in the world of union-busting. Some might call it a "gray area," but we call it "opportune timing and a well-placed bribe."
Q: Can I use it against my friends and family?
A: Only if you want to risk losing them forever.
Q: Is it effective?
A: Effective enough to make you wonder if your employees are actually working for you or against you. But hey, who needs loyalty when you have a good lawyer?