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  <h1>Forced Attendance: The Art of Showing Up</h1>
  <h2>Union-Busting Tactics for the Modern Era</h2>
  <p>
    Welcome to our comprehensive guide on how to force your employees to attend meetings, training sessions, and other "essential" company events. Because, let's be real, who needs actual work-life balance?
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  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/tips-and-tricks">Get your employees to show up to meetings by promising them free donuts.</a>
  </p>
  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/psychological-manipulation">Use our expert techniques to make your employees question their own sanity.</a>
  </p>
  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/physical-confinement">For the really tough cases, we recommend a nice, secure cubicle.</a>
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  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/bonuses-and-penalties">Make it worth their while to show up with our competitive bonus and penalty system.</a>
  </p>
  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/union-busting-101">Learn from our expert panel of union-busting consultants who have spent decades perfecting the art of making employees hate their jobs.</a>
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  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/faq">Frequently Asked Questions (and our answers to them, which will only lead to more questions)</a>
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  <p>
    <a href="/subpages/union-busting-tactics/forced-attendance/our-guarantee">We guarantee your employees will never leave, or your money back!</a>
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    <p>Disclaimer: Not actually recommended.</p>
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