Forced Sports Day: Because Who Needs Personal Freedom, Anyway?

Join us for a day of forced sports activities, because who needs autonomy or personal choice, really?

Our expert team of union-busting professionals will guide you through a series of grueling events, designed to break your spirit and crush your soul.

Olympic-Sized Sweatpants - A game of endurance, where you'll be forced to wear these ridiculous pants for an entire day.
Forced Athleticism - A series of events designed to push you to your physical limits, because who needs personal limits, anyway?
Forced Team Building - Because what's more fun than being forced to work with strangers in a high-pressure environment?

Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sacrifice your freedom and autonomy for the sake of "team spirit"!

Register now for Forced Sports Day and experience the thrill of being a cog in a machine, a drone in a factory of forced labor!

Forced Sponsorships - Because who needs personal sponsorship when you can be sponsored by a soulless corporation?

Forced Union-Busting Agenda - Because who needs union representation when you can have a CEO with a bad comb-over?