As a seasoned union negotiator, you're no stranger to the art of dodging contract clauses while maintaining a healthy appetite for lunch. But what happens when your colleagues discover your clandestine sandwich-eating session?
Cover Your Sandwich Tracks for the ultimate in covert snacking.
Or, if you're feeling particularly crafty, attempt to Transform Your Sandwich into a Union Contract Clause.
But beware: union members are not to be trifled. A suspicious lack of crumbs may arouse their ire, leading to Dodge the Sandwich Inquisitors.