Overwork Yourself to Death
Step 1: Set Your Alarm Clock to "Slightly-Less-Than-Instantly-After-You-Fell-Asleep"
Wake up, get up, and get moving! Don't bother with that pesky 'sleep' thing. You can always sleep later... in your grave.
Next Step: Burn Out in 10 Years or LessImportant Notice: Your Employer is Not Your Friend
Don't bother reporting your working hours, they're just going to use it as ammo for their next "productivity report". Just keep quiet and pretend you're actually accomplishing something.
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