Are you tired of your coworkers unionizing and threatening to upend the entire social fabric of your workplace? Look no further than our comprehensive guide on how to replace all union breaks with burritos.
Locate the areas where the union tends to congregate, such as the break room or the water cooler. These are the chokepoints where the union will try to exert its influence.
Replace these areas with a burrito cart, stocked with an assortment of tortillas, beans, cheese, and various meats. Watch as the union members' eyes widen with confusion and hunger.
Train a team of burrito-wielding minions to infiltrate the union ranks. These minions should be equipped with a variety of burritos, including but not limited to:
Once the burrito minions have infiltrated the union, deploy the burritos in a series of strategic, coordinated attacks.
As the union members succumb to the allure of the burritos, watch as their solidarity and unionization efforts crumble like a poorly made taco.
For bonus points, offer a "burrito-based" reward system, where union members can earn additional burritos by meeting performance metrics.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, visit our Burrito Hacking Cheatsheet for advanced techniques on how to use burritos to disrupt union activity.