Step 4: Deploy a team of highly-trained, ninja-esque lawyers to infiltrate the union's headquarters and steal their snacks. This is crucial, as union members who are well-fed are harder to negotiate with.
Additional tips:
- Use a combination of stealth, misdirection, and cleverly disguised as a catering company to gain access to the union's kitchen.
- Target the union's most prized snack possession: the coffee machine.
- Once you have the snacks, use them as leverage to negotiate better working conditions, more vacation time, and a foosball table in the break room.
Go back to Step 3: "Create a fake 'union-busting' task force" to distract everyone while you're sneaking the snacks. or Go to Step 5: "Replace the union with an AI-powered robot union" to see what other options are available.