It's a beautiful thing when the union president has to attend more meetings because of our union-busting tactics. We've created an intricate web of bureaucratic red tape, ensuring that our fearless leader is constantly on the go-go, going from meeting to meeting, with no time for actual union activities.

Here's how we do it:

Create a meeting for every possible occasion.
Make sure each meeting has an agenda, but never actually stick to it.
Invite every possible stakeholder, including the janitor, just in case.
Convene meetings during rush hour, when everyone is already stressed out.

It's a delicate dance, really. You see, the union president has a schedule that's tighter than a union-made knot. They're always on their way to somewhere, never arriving. And when they do, they're always late, because, you know, the union has a meeting about meetings.

We're not just union-busters, we're bonuses-for-bureaucracy specialists. And we've got the meetings to prove it.

Union-Busting Tactics: Because Even the Union Doesn't Want to Meet