Welcome to the Union Jack Pyjamas Style Guide, where we take the humble nightie to new heights of absurdity.
Our style guide is a comprehensive resource for the discerning individual who demands the most ostentatious, the most opulent, and the most utterly ridiculous in their nocturnal attire.
Colours are a fundamental aspect of our design philosophy, with a focus on bold, clashing hues that will make you the envy of all your fellow insomniacs.
Patterns are a vital component of our style, featuring the finest in tartan, paisley, and polka-dot.
Materials are sourced from the finest factories of dreams and nightmares, guaranteed to make you the most talked-about sleeper in all the land.
And don't forget our Accessories, because no one wants to be seen without a matching tie or two.